Friday, May 25, 2007

some things never go out of fashion!

trends come n go... but some just fight it all and remain people's favorite through the ages.. more so when it's associated with culture, pride, comfort and seen as a status symbol.

wot am i talking about? im talking about 'dowry'...
yeah d same old boring topic.. remember having those silly debates n stuff during school days about this so called evil.. somehow, over the time i've realised that my perception about it has changed a lot...

why am i talking about it now? recently, i got to hear about an ex-colleague who was brought to book by his prospective bride. ok.. i got to hear about it a month later.. my news reception antenna has been under repair since sometime now! ;)

me walked around for the rest of the day with an "!" on my face.. this guy's been a very bright guy, for all that I know about him.. had a lot of goodwill from people around.. generally known to be a cool dude, currently working for the bestest s/w product dvlpmnt company of the world.. so, now he finds himself in a dowry case!! wot's even ironic is the fact that the dowry amount that has landed him in trouble must be equivalent to his annual earning, if not more!

me's confused!! as always, me totally cheers these women who dare to sabak sikhaofy these greedy grooms.. but somewhere I feel bad for this guy for such a fallout..
it's like, "a thief is convicted, not because he stole, but because he was caught stealing!" this is something which a lot of them do.. but when they are caught, they get ostracised by the society n made to pay for it..
this guy is no different from the majority of men.. but hey, he's been in the news now for all the wrong reasons.. so condemn him.. maro usko!! hehe..
but having said that, I'm sure I could never make myself say a kind word to him about this!

thought of sharing some of those dowry related snippets I've come across, lately..


me to Mr.A : hey A, so how did ur sis's wedding go?
Mr.A : yeah it went fine.. n my mom has already started looking out for a match for me!
me : sahi he yaar.. so when do we get to attend your wedding?
Mr. A : pooch mat yaar.. i shouldnt be saying this, but meri behan tho mujhe duboke gayi he, literally.. it'll take me atleast a couple of years to get done with the loan I have taken.

Mrs. X to Mr.A : hey.. tell you what, get the dowry from your bride and pay off your loan!

bottomline: let the father of the bride take a loan n pay for his daughter's sis-in-law's dowry.. no no.. the story doesnt quite end there.. Mr.A's would-be-wife, would be having a brother, whose father-in-law will be paying for her wedding... it's like that pyramid of ecosystem we learnt loong bak at school, remember?! :D


Mr. B is just back at office from his gaon after a bride-hunting session..
me to Mr.B : koi mili, kya?
Mr. B : no.. i didnt like anyone.. someone's just 25 but looks as though she's 35.. someone's got diplomas for anything and everything.. from cooking to gardening .. n even martial arts!! poor me was intimidated.. so did not make my pick this time!

later, Mr. C : know wot, B had told me that he did like a few girls..
(the rest of us thinking: obviously!! the hopelessly desperate guy that he is!)
Mr. C goes on : apparently, the dowry rates being offered wasnt anywhere near what he expected..
me to the rest of the gang: oh yeah? so what's the rate he expects? (poor me knows that back in Kerala, the cost of a groom is 1kg of gold, and a brand new car and a few lakhs of Rs.. mebbe pitching in to cover up a major % of the cost of that swanky apartment the guy's planning to buy in Bangalore too.. atleast dat's what most of my friends' family had to shell out..but hey, I have totally no idea about the rates in North India, right?)
Mrs. Y is quick to clarify my genuine doubt , asks Mr. C : how much do you think B would be earning per month?
Mr. C : say, atleast around 30k..
Mrs. Y : which part of the country is he from?
Mr. C: bihar..
Mrs. Y: caste?
Mr. C : rajput..
Mrs. Y : well, in that case he should be getting a min of 25lac to 50lac
me : !!! (thinking: would someone be dumb enough to pay that much for this dumbo?!)

well.. apparently, someone was.. he's happily married now, a couple of years later..


4 yrs back, the new to Bangalore me, went to meet one of my college friends who got married (love marriage ==> no dowry) sometime back n has a baby too.. but was badly looking out for a job then..
me to Mrs. Z : yaar, your baby's real small now.. mebbe you can wait for a li'l more time?
Mrs. Z : hey, I'd love to.. but know what, we need the money pretty badly..
me : ??! your husband does earn pretty well to support the family for sometime alone..
Mrs. Z : oh usha.. you dont know anything.. its not just about running the household you know.. his sister.. she'll get done with her MCA this year.. my mom-in-law has already started searching a groom for her.. we need to think about her dowry too..
me : oh! (thinking: i've read in newspapers, saw serials on tv about families struggling for their daughters dowries.. but never seen an upwardly mobile young couple worrying about it!)
Mrs. Z: my mom-in-law came across a good alliance for her daughter.. the guy's a doc, he works in Trivandrum, and they have a house off Pulimoodu jn.. near to building A.
me : ok.. got it.. it must be in dat bylane behind building XYZ?
Mrs. Z : yes, exactly.. the wedding's slated for the chingam of next year.. they've asked for xy lacs in cash + a swanky car..
me : hey.. get a maruti 800 for them n shut their mouth..
Mrs. Z : noo usha, people these days are too smart.. the guy's uncle says, all of them in their family are a li'l on the heftier side, so even if we get them a Maruti 800, they will have to sell it off to get a bigger car, it seems!
me : !! (thinking: one can hardly drive a scooter through that bylane!) so what you guys planning to do?
Mrs. Z: we're in the bargaining phase now.. our suggestion is that, in that case, we'll deduct a few lacs from the cash dowry n get a bigger car for them!
me : !! ok, gud luck, dear!

later me was gapshaping about this with my Papa..
Papa : oh they're all too hefty people, is it? such dimwit ppl Mrs. Z n her hubby are.. they should have offered to buy them a Lorry, that should surely suffice!! :P


See this for the Statewise statistics of dowry deaths in India
and this which tells us how gruesome, the state of affairs really is.

Did you know that the Dowry system is prevalent in Europe and China as well?

And for those of us who think that Section 498a is biased towards women, you might find this helpful to save yourself from being victimised by its misuse!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Dayanidhi Maran - yet another prey of the Great Indian Political Satire

Sans any political inclinations, he's one Union Minister I felt was contributing considerably and sensibly to the Communications & IT industry, and being very transparent about it as well..

I just hope people like him do manage to make their way back to the forefront n keep up the good work they do to the industry, making its fruits affordable n available to a wide cross-section of Indian citizens.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

fifth time unlucky?!! :))

Remember, I was talking about this old school-mate of mine, who used to hide his marital status and delete off any mention of it publicly in orkut n stuff?

just got to hear about another such specimen of late.. this one's the baap of it all, though!
do take a look at this

What's even amusing is the fact that, the day after I read this in the newspaper, I got to know that the person in question has been working (infact he was leading a team) for the same company as me, till about a week back!

Apparently, he used to manage 4 wives and a girlfriend with multiple credit cards and mobile phones.. and now since the newspaper claims that the lucky(?) 5th girl has been his colleague, seems like he must've been handling 2 jobs as well, taking advantage of the flexi-work hours!!

What I could not digest, is the fact that all the 5 ladies in question are supposedly decently qualified working women!? and yet no one bothered to lodge a police complaint!

lucky, aint he?

Thursday, May 3, 2007


So much for providing equal opportunities and abolishment of gender bias or industry specific bias for that matter.. just got to read this piece of news today.

Women were asked to convince(!) their employers to avoid them from doing night duties, or else, quit their jobs!

The threat, as they say, is not exactly at the workplace, but could be during the commute. In that case, how would this threat be non-existent to women working for a specific industry (ironically though, most of the atrocities which have been brought to light were from this particular sector!), while it applies to the rest of them ?

Most of all, this is not something which could be justified with this skewed perception of the 'prevention is better than cure' line..

yes, Prevention is good, so why not go ahead and make the workplaces and the city a safer place? why not educate the civilians to be better human beings?
(PS: I read in one of those newspaper polls, that some women were actually recommending that if it be a case of prevention, then it's the men who should be banned from working overnight!! :)) how funny's that!)

We've been taught since childhood to strike at the root of the issues, rather than the branches, then why this hypocrisy now?

Just a couple of weeks back, I got to hear from a stranger on Orkut, asking me(wait a sec.. he was actually 'telling' me!) to take off my snap from the display pic! what was alarming, was the tone of speech.. it sounded more like a 'warning'.. there was a link pointing to a community as well, where in, there were men and women advocating that the women should not put up their snaps in there. But ironically though, I was surprised to find women making comments like "girls putting up their snaps as d/y pics are trying to provoke the men!" well.. no comments!!
your face, which is supposed to be your identity.. you need someone to tell you to hide your face, as though it is something you've to be ashamed of?!

they quote the news of the guy who was nabbed by cyber crime police on the basis of orkut related obscenity complaint, but don't you feel we should be highlighting more on the dire consequences for someone who committed the crime, rather than asking all the women folk to hide their faces in the cyberworld..

well, would you stop sending your kids to universities fearing some insane person could just open fire at them?
would you stop travelling by air because it is seemingly target no.1 for terrorists?
these are no solutions...

for a change, please do take a look at this and this... the next time someone sends you a warning, you know where to direct them to.. guess it should be fine if you make your reply sound more like a warning, as well!!

and for the night-duty ban for women.. i hope it will be lifted soon as well..
well.. hope there's some sanity still left somewhere in here!